Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Woody Allen	Victor Fabrizio Fool Sperm
John Carradine	Dr. Bernardo
Lou Jacobi	Sam
Louise Lasser	Gina
Anthony Quayle	The King
Tony Randall	Operator
Lynn Redgrave	The Queen
Burt Reynolds	Switchboard
Gene Wilder	Dr. Ross
Jack Barry	Himself
Erin Fleming	The Girl
Elaine Giftos	Mrs. Ross
Toni Holt	Herself
Robert Q. Lewis	Himself
Heather MacRae	Helen
Sidney Miller	George
Pamela Mason	Herself
Regis Philbin	Himself
Titos Vandis	Milos
Stanley Adams	Stomach Operator
Oscar Beregi, Jr.	Brain Control
Alan Caillou	Fool's Father
Dort Clark	Sheriff
Geoffrey Holder	Sorcerer
Jay Robinson	Priest
Ref Sanchez	Igor
Baruch Lumet	Rabbi Baumel
Robert Walden	Sperm
H.E. West	Bernard Jaffe
Don Chuy & Tom Mack	Football Players
Inga Neilsen	Royal Executioner