By Warwick Evans
- Clarence:
- You know, looking at the names of some of the people who write letters to the
newspapers, it's incredible. Here's one by somebody who signs himself Muscles Chan.
- Marmaduke:
- I know, some of the ones I've come across are even worse.
- Clarence:
- Really?
- Marmaduke:
- Yeah, what about Hitler Wong?
- Clarence:
- No!
- Marmaduke:
- Then there's Neon Lai.
- Clarence:
- You've got to be joking.
- Marmaduke:
- Titus Ho, Elephantine Kwok, Trombone Wong, and of course the three Fu sisters - Agnes
Fu, April Fu and Cillie Fu.
- Clarence:
- Come on, you're making them up.
- Marmaduke:
- No I'm not. Okay then, what about the guy who's been in the news recently. Chief
Inspector, Crime Division, in Taipo. Calls himself Satan Liu.
- Clarence:
- Yeah, almost as bad as Cardinal Sin in the Philippines.
- Marmaduke:
- But the one that really got me recently was when I got a 'phone call from someone called
Gloria Lee.
- Clarence:
- Gloria Lee? There's nothing wrong with that.
- Marmaduke:
- Yeah . . . That's what he said.
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