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By Vaughan Savidge

(sounds of arrival hall, Kai Tak Airport)

Customs Officer:
Which country have you come from sir?
Back Packer:
Thailand, man. Hey what's the problem?
Customs Officer:
Do you have anything to declare?
Back Packer:
Nothing man.
Customs Officer:
Did you bring any alcohol, cigarettes, illegal substances back with you sir?
Back Packer:
I told you man - nothing.
Customs Officer:
No hashish?
Back Packer:
(getting worried) I told you man - nothing.
Customs Officer:
All right then sir. Sign this please! ...
Back Packer:
I haven't had to sign anything before man. What is this?
Customs Officer:
New policy sir. It's called a Joint Declaration.

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