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By Warwick Evans

If you were born in the year of the Ox, you are reminded to have yourself inoculated against anthrax between now and the 25th of June at any of the Anthrax Inoculation Centres operated by the Agriculture & Fisheries Department.

Anthrax is a killer disease, and it doesn't exactly make your breath smell very sweet either.

Loving your children is not enough. Remember, the next time you give them a goodnight kiss, anthrax breath is a "no-no," a "turnoff," and a "bummer".

Leaflets on "How to Avoid Smelling Like a Buffalo" are now available at all post offices, district offices and the Government Publications Centre, in Central.

CopyrightŠ1993 Evans and Savidge
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