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By Warwick Evans

If you were born in the Year of the Dog, then you're reminded to have yourself inoculated against rabies between now and August the 3rd. Rabies is a killer disease and can be a real turn off for your loved ones. Foaming at the mouth and kissing just don't mix - and when it comes to throwing those elegant pool-side parties, a touch of hydrophobia can spell disaster. And escaping by car is not the answer - it will only cause nasty snarl-ups on the highway. So don't end up biting the hand that feeds you - it could be your own. Leaflets on how to apply for a rabies jab are now available at all government kennels. Apply for one today! But hurry, before they all get snapped up!

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