Albatross - from Monty Python live at City Center

Transcribed from tape 10/3/87 Daniel Rich 

Salesman: (shouting) Albatross....albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross

Man: Two good humors please.

S: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

M: What flavor is it?

S: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross

M: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.

S: All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross

M: Do you get wafers with it?

S: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross

M: I'll have two please.

S: I've only got one you cocksucker....(shouts) Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross .

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