Put it away Wiggham!

Copyright©1993 Evans and Savidge

By Vaughan Savidge

Master: All right all right. Settle down children. Now one of the boys from my other class asked me an interesting question recently.

(toddler's gurgling voice)

Master: Quiet-ly Lee. What is politics? How can I explain it? Say the world is moving away from a particular political doctrine - say communism. Put a sock in it McGreggor. You too Tu. This isn't a ballet class. Now where was I? Ah yes. Another example. Say an administrative body had withheld democracy from a territory for the entire time ... now what are you on about Asprey? What do you mean you're worried about your expat terms. What are you talking about? And what the hell is that? Stop flaunting your lump sum Wiggham - just because it's larger than everyone else's. We've all seen it before boy. Put it away!