Basic Law Toilet Tissues
Copyright©1993 Evans and Savidge
By Warwick Evans
(sound of children yelling and tumbling)
With a house full of marauding kids, things can so easily get out of hand.
(sound of child screaming, knocking glass over)
And when those little household spills turn into fully fledged disaster areas, there's
just one thing to do. Reach for Hong Kong's new Basic Law. When the going gets messy,
the Basic Law will see you through, sheet after sheet after sheet. And for that personal
touch, insist on a document that's kinder to your skin. The Basic Law is soft and
absorbent, and comes in a wide choice of subtle fragrances. Does your family deserve
anything less? Buy ten rolls before July the 1st and take home a handy sized bottle
of JLG lavatory cleanser -
