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Copyright©1993 Evans and Savidge

By Vaughan Savidge

 

(music - military snare drums - battle sounds)

 

Never in the history of motion picture entertainment has anyone witnessed such a spectacle.

 

The greatest, most hard-assed general who ever lived.

 

George C. Scott stars as - "Patten"

 

With pearl-handled pistols he ruled his subordinates with a velvet hand inside a steel night-dress.

 

CLIPS FROM FILM:

Woman's voice:

Oh General, oh General. You're so hard-assed.

  

Man's voice (Scottie from Star Trek):

General, general we're not gonna make it general. Hong Kong's at Warp factor 9 and she's gonna break up. I can't hold her General.

  

Patten's voice:

Surround the goddamn enemy and put 'em on the first through train outta here!

 

 

And here's what the papers say.

SCMP:

"Patten" - You've never seen anything like it.

  

Beijing Worker's Daily T & A

"Patten" - You've never wanted to see anything like it.

 

 

"Patten" - the film China rated double X - (or was it double cross?)

 

"Patten" - the man who slapped his privates.