By Warwick Evans
You've cured your athlete's foot, and reached the top. Now indulge yourself with
the latest technological widget from Nagasaki.
Experience the all-new Yamamoto Soundpot - the multi system, multi coated, laser-jet,
autofocus, powerzoom hi-fi, with Karaoke and Nicam, and 17 independently-swivelling,
fuzzy logic, digital recording heads for universal surroundsound and "stun vision."
The Yamamoto Soundpot's twin-screw, double dealing, ruthenium-coated, rotating blades
with serrated timeslice dopple function are orthopaedically designed for unlimited
power-grip and vision throw-back, plus state-of-the-art zap trapping to make viewing
a luxurious and pleasurable ordeal.
Get the all-new Nagasaki Yamamoto Soundpot, and welcome along to be that many splendoured
thing and perfect for your family viewing, aren't she! And for a home appliance,
you'll be right you are!...
(to control room) I'm sorry, I just can't go on. Who wrote this?
