Star Trek 1997
Copyright©1993 Evans and Savidge
by Vaughan Savidge
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Kirk:
Star date seven point one, one nine nine seven. The enterprise has been invited to represent the Federation at the opening of a new Klingon landing base on cloud nine in the third world of the Sino Galaxy. It is a routine mission ...
Bones:
For God's sake Captain, you've got to get down to sick bay straight away. There's a rogue Legco broken loose.
Scottie:
I cannay hold her Captain. She's near to breekin' point. The yen is at 12,000 dollars.
Kirk :
Thank you Scottie. Everything's normal then.
Spock:
Captain. We are approaching Chek Lap Kok. I have the Klingon chief waiting on screen. Will you speak to him Captain?
Kirk:
One moment Spock! Lieutenant Aurora. Would you mind just ... moving ... a little
to the left? (He is looking up her skirt) I don't remember giving you permission
to raise your hemline a quadra-
Aurora:
It's not the only thing that's raised a quadra-
Kirk:
Spock. Have you got Klingon landing permission?
Spock:
No captain. But I do have a crate of gold Rolexes and 200,000 US dollars.
Kirk:
That'll do. Put the Klingon on.
Klingon:
(speaks fake Mandarin) Way she der shim yeh etc. etc.
Kirk:
What's he saying Spock?
Spock:
He says "are we from the Olympic Committee?"
Kirk:
Blast him back into outer space Spock, back where he came from!
