What's in a number?

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Copyright©1993 Evans and Savidge

By Warwick Evans

Clarence:

What's all this about the police commissioner's number plate then.

 

Marmaduke:

What, you mean the car licence plate "1".

 

Clarence:

Yeah. I mean what I'd like to know is who gave him the single digit in the first place?

 

Marmaduke:

Well, Emily Lau did when she asked him about it in Legco.

 

Clarence:

No, I mean the number plate.

 

Marmaduke:

Oh ... Well, it came with the car.

 

Clarence:

I see ... You mean he didn't buy it?

 

Marmaduke:

Emily Lau's argument?... Oh, the licence plate. No, no, he didn't buy that either.

 

Clarence:

So what's he going to do now, then?

 

Marmaduke:

Looks like he's going to stick it out.

 

Clarence:

What about the rest of the force?

 

Marmaduke:

Well, the force is with him.

 

Clarence:

Like R-2 D-2? I thought that number plate was owned by Elsie Tu.

 

Marmaduke:

No. That's E.T. !!

 

Clarence:

Oh, of course she is. What was I thinking of?